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Fantasy Football – Battle of the Spouses

Zero.

The amount of tolerance I have for people who drive slow in the passing lane.

Nada.

How much time I get for myself on the weekends.

Bupkis.

The level of knowledge I have of NFL Football.

5150

The penal code for involuntary commitment to a mental hospital, ward, or fantasy football league.

That about sums is up.

I deserve a 5150 for blindly agreeing to participate in a fantasy football league when I know bupkis about NFL football.

The folks at GMC Texas are graciously sponsoring a spouses league compiled of Mommy bloggers to compete in Fantasy Football (Yes, we are competing AGAINST our spouses) and some brainiac thought that I would be a good addition. I presume GMC Texas believes that by my accepting their invitation to participate that I have some level of interest or expertise relevant to NFL football. And that would be a tactical error on their part.

What I am interested in and somewhat adept at however, is the art of smack talk.

I admit it. I am in the fantasy football league purely for the verbal sparring.

Well, that and the hail mary opportunity to win a tailgate party.

Yep, a party. Which is another thing I’m pretty adept at, having attending the often top ranked party school in the country (Ohio University) and topping it off with a graduate school stint at LSU. In the south, we like to say that I “came by it honest.”

Winning the BBQ truck tailgate party would be fantastic, but since my level of expertise is glaringly deficient to my counterparts, for me it’s really best to focus on the journey and not the glory at the end.

So with that, my dear competitors, I say to you…. Game On! May the best blogger win. 🙂

FYI: This concludes the niceties.

Be sure to follow me my fellow bloggers and spouses this season on twitter #GMCFantasyFootball and our blogs listed below. I promise to give my updates – no matter how horrible, weekly here. And by all means, if you’re a fantasy football guru, PLEASE send this girl some tips!

My team is aptly named, “Mommy’s Endzone Upgrade.” You can view my dossier here. (*Squeal!* I have always wanted a dossier!)

The competition:

Real Posh Mom –  Jennifer and Jeff Buxton – view their dossier

Charmed Valerie  – Valerie and Scott Rowekamp – view their dossier

Our Fabulous Life in the Suburbs Celeste and Arsen Aslanyants – view their dossier

A Complete Waste of MakeupNeely Stoller and Chad DuPriest – view their dossier

And from GMC Texas: John White and Eric Cunningham

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